J-Train Productions

Hello everyone and welcome to the phenomona that is J-Train Productions. Imagine fulfilling all of your erotic, raunchy, crude, and horny needs at one place. Well here it is at www.j-trainproductions.blogspot.com. At J-Train Productions we go above and beyond porn. We will not only bring you loads of hassle-free porn, we will provide you with critiques, and social commentary on all aspects of anything crude and lewd, and raunchy and ridiculous from the J-Train himself ("Take the J-Train for a ride!"). Continue with an open mind, or open whatever....And now presenting Ray Rude (Rmr) as another social commentator, blog poster, and porn connoiseur helping us bridge the gap between pornography and art. (prepare to be offended.)

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Burning the candle at both ends-Jesse Jane and Janine


The infamous candle scene from Pirates. I swear the first time i saw this scene, my jaw dropped. So original, shocking, and creative. More commentary to come for this post. Click Here to see THE CANDLE SCENE

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Gina Austin


Im sure a lot of you will like this. She is hot and I do enjoy it, however by far not my favorite. Enjoy: Click here to see beautiful brunette Gina Austin!

Maquina Del Amor-Love Machine


Wow, I liked this one a lot. Maybe I'll write about it but I've been up all night, enjoy: Click Here to watch!

Teacher Sex Fantasy


Enjoy this classic fantasy: Click here for SEX WITH YOUR TACHER!

Monday, November 26, 2007

A Mechanic's Dream


This one goes out to my boys Double Date and NG.
Taylor Rain gets down at the body shop: Click here for a mechanic's dream!

There is something about the look in her eyes that tells you that she could never live without your cock inside of her.
Usually I am not one for this kind of film. You know, where the cameraman is talking the whole time and trying to direct the action. It is fake, annoying, and it narrows the audience. When the male voice behind the camera speaks, it puts constraints on the spectator. The male voice embodies the spectator as Male, it forces and assumes the audience to be male. By having the male voice behind the camera, the film is imposing a connection and relationship to its viewers, which produces a set of pre-determined constraints, which in turn creates and denotes falseness. And although, many men will relate to the film purely through the blatant acts of sex, a film does best when it portrays its material in a way in which the spectator can form a connection to reality. In other words, if you can relate to a film in your own way, it gives the film real life context and therefore making what goes on in the film a reality in itself, as well as creating a seemingly real environment in which you (the spectator) can conceptualize the film. The male voice behind the camera in any porn clip bothers me extremely because of the fact that it feels fake, and is fake. It creates a distance between me and my sexual experience and connection with the film. I do not want to sit, watch and listen while some other dude get to determine what is going on in my sexual fantasy scene of choice. A porn film would never, ever suffer without the voice from the camera. With out the voice, a film seems like it is taking place (living), becoming a reality in my own terms, not in the terms of some shaky camera guy who is whacking his dick wishing he could get in on the action. A message for cameraman talkers: Grow some balls, and love your job! Create something with your camera that people will enjoy, in fact film these clips exactly how you would want to see them, just don't say it out loud (it'll feel more real, jackass). Oh yeah, and make it art while your at it and all that means is taking pride in your work and taking it very seriously.
So if you are actually reading this, you may be wondering why I like this porno scene. Well, as stated above creating any good film requires an ability to create opportunity for the spectator to relate to the film. Part of being able to bridge that kind of relationship is having actors or actresses that can connect with the audience. In porn this does not (in most cases, from my experience) have so much to do with the actual acting, as it does with the actors and actresses having that something special that really makes someone want to, or need to (for one reason or another) watch them. Taylor Rain is a great porn star because of this. She definitely has that enticing effect on her viewers. In Taylor's case her something special (at least for me) is the expression in her face and eyes, when she is sucking a dick, or getting fucked in every which way. Taylor Rain says to the viewer through this look: 'I can't live without your dick.' It is a look of instinctual need and desire on her face that is begging you (the viewer) never to leave her without your cock, ever! The look seems to say that if you do leave her it will break her soul and she will die. It is that extreme and expressive. Her trademark weeping moans help reciprocate this notion that the look gives to its viewers. Although this moan may be actually fake or else exaggerated (as well as the look), it captures the viewers and allows their imagination and brain to think in terms of reality. If you have read all this, I thank you very much for riding the J-Train! Yee Yee!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Taylor Rain Partay

Taylor you so real girl. Why can't you do this at my party? Next time aight girrrl? Awesome. Thank you. Now look this porn is niice. Very niice. I like....Wow. So as I write this in my drunken state. You may want to know that this video is tayolr rain (porn star) doing some real sex and not some scripted shit. Awesome, its quite different. Well, I have a similar idea that goes even further. It's called porn verité. So what this is, is real sex. Not staged, just filmed. The hard part is having a couple be completely comfortable with the camera, so that a camera can film them while they are porkin each other. Shooting an un-staged sexual act fro the masses will be revolutionary. Yo this some real shit. Love.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Swamp Monster


After a long leave of absence, the J-Train is back, and back with the post you have all been waiting for! This riveting few minutes of monster domination makes my blood rush. Yes oh yes, this monster has his way with this captive. Pay attention to the monster's way of expressing his satisfaction. It is disgusting, compelling and yet oddly entertaining. So if all my readers would please excuse my absence and sit back and enjoy this highly captivating film experience.Swamp Monster Satisfaction! CLICK HERE

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

tentacle rape



From the Wikipedia entry for Tentacle Rape:

Tentacle rape is a concept found in some horror hentai titles, where various tentacled creatures (usually fictional monsters) rape or otherwise penetrate women (or, less commonly, men). The genre may also consist of domination, humiliation, and bondage fetishes, since the victim may be restrained by the appendages.
Apparently big in Japan, tentacle porn has been big for a while. See, Japan has very strict laws about depicting penetration. I once watched this Playboy TV show about how Japanese pornographers were getting around regulations by selling the DVDs to the United States and then reselling them back into Japan. I could be getting a lot of things wrong as I watched the program a while ago and wasn't paying too much attention. Anyway, though genitalia must be pixelated, it's completely acceptable to depict penetration with another sort of appendage like a robotic arm or a TENTACLE.

Funny thing is, it's art too. Hokusai, best known for his Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji, made an erotic woodcut entitled The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife. Anyway, here it is:


Monday, September 10, 2007

Art? Porn? Yes please.

Some Links of Interest


I Feel Myself



from their "about me":

We present the female orgasm as a point of focus, and we want to represent it in a way that does justice to its beauty and idiosyncrasy. Too often we are exposed to images of eroticism that ignore or trivialise {sic} the female orgasm, and it's our aim to counteract that imagery by providing a confident, affirming, and sexy alternative.


Sex in Art



from their "about me":


SexinArt.net is not about hardcore pornography (although you may find some on the site), It’s about the way we as humans portray sex, through our most creative outlets, art in all it’s infinite forms, from painting, to art photography, to industrial design, to self portraits taken at arms length with digital cameras (just to name a few).


Sex and Blogs




The title pretty much says it all.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Jenna Haze POV


Lately nothing has been catching my eye, however I found this Jenna Haze Point of view blow job and I figured it could not go un-posted on J-Train. Its good quality, although you may need to download a DIVX player, which everybody should have regardless. POV shoots can be real bad and boring sometime because often times the cameraman is the person involved in the sex. This does not seem to be the case here. Jenna Haze may say some annoying things that are very porn-typical, but what I like about this blow job is what she does with her hands. Simply amazing. Just imagining someone do that to your cock is mind blowing. A good POV can serve to be a very personal experience, which is good. The downside as I have mentioned before is the fact that Jenna seems to say these ridiculous things that not every girl is going to say to you. This creates a distance between Jenna and the viewer. If her words were "real talk" this video could serve to be a very personal experience, and therefore an incredible sexual experience. As the video is I would say the incredible and personal part is left out, and what is left is real nice blow job POV video. Click Here for Jenna Haze POV Blow Job!

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Bondage Montage


With a world of hurt comes passion and pleasure. If being dominated and held down by instruments of sexual domination is what you fancy, than this montage will definitely prove a thrill. Let your imagination run wild as you watch this bondage montage from hogtied.com. Bondage Montage

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Taylor Rain!

I do not know what the statistics are on how many people really love to watch anal sex...when it comes to Taylor Rain I love it. She's cute, witty, and charming...not to mention a pretty entertaining moan.





Beautiful Girl-a little shy

Wow this girl is the girl next door. And the dude who gets involved is Fabio Jr....weird mix. This girl is not a porno type girl. I would love to have her in one of my movies...which would be better than this one, but this is still ok. A pretty long movie, so enjoy:

Shyla Styles Gettin Down to Business

Brod Rod #4-Doublemint Russian Flavor

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Two Twins and A Camera Woman

Wow, actually a chic camera operator, how rare. And she's actually hella good. Maybe a lil bit of excess "informational" interviewing but she doesn't annoy me one bit. Adds to the experience if you will. These twins are pretty hot, petite, and blonde. Wow, what a lucky guy. A classic fantasy that will never die, enjoy:

Mikididos #3

Real, Amateur Porn. This is pretty good for an amateur video. On a different note... I've been watching many of these kind of porn clips where the dude camera ma talks so much. He's hella a douce bag and he's hella annoying. It actually really gets on my nerves. Some of them have good shots and the girl turns me on, but they just begin to seem more and more similar and boring as I watch more of them. This film is good because there is no bro trying to dictate how this girl get fucked. If the dude who's fucking the girl talks cause it more personal and is easier to imagine as a first person experience. But a camera man saying stupid shit ruins the experience. (At least for me). Enjoy this video tho.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

"A mi me gusta tambien"

Yo babies, this is it. I got a film you all will love. These angles are great. This girl is great. "She got cake" "Her daddy a baker" she is so fine and she speaks spanish! Kinda funny too. Let this real, hot, busty, Latina take you for a ride J-Train style. Sit back relax and enjoy this film.....DDC, I know you will love this.



Why do you go to the gym?

A nice short film, with a guy in a lucky situation. Really this porno isn't so bad even for such a played out idea. The entire movie probably sucks, but this part is okay. Just to let you know though, my future filming of a gym scene will be nothing like this...Way better...Just wait. Enjoy this for now though J-Train watchers:

Paris in the BIG HOUSE

So we all know how Paris Hilton got canned recently...Pretty exciting story...


Pretty funny rendition of how Paris Hilton might be given the big stick in jail. Note: Dude in the movie was the crying, pussy dude who fucked Jessie Jane while he was chained up in Pirates.

J-Train is back(ing her up against a window)!

Yo errbody, sorry for the hiatus, I'm back now and I'm bout to be posting like crazy. This one is a fine young redhead with a bangin body. Its got some good angles, but all in all, its too short. I wish it were longer. Anyways enjoy...

Thursday, June 7, 2007

An Aspiring Actress



An aspiring atress in distress is duped into porn. These really annoying and awful guy "tricks" (although the whole thing is an act) this wannabe actress into doing porn in the backseat of their van. The guy's voice is extremely annoying and stupid in this movie. In fact if there was no voice and no stupid fake scenario maybe this porn would not be as objectifying toward women. Although when watching this movie for entertainment value, he's kinda funny. Despite all of this, the girl is BANGIN! Hella fine! She's a petite, innocent looking blond, the type that is typically very popular in high school. Anyways download this 20-30 minute long clip and you will be satisfied. Just zone out the guys voice, and if you enjoy the guys voice...more power to ya. Just click on the pic.

Hot Real Scene-Everybody will like this

An incredible scene. The viewer can really tell the pleasure that the couple are feeling from this scene. Although this scene may appear a little cheesy to the bros, it is amazingly hot. A real couple having passionate sex, shot in black and white. This is the kind of stuff that should be considered art today! At first I thought this scene was going to be very mushy and not a porno type scene. Well I hsve to tell you that even though this scene is extremely erotic and passionate, it retains the raunchy edge of porn. This is it. If this film could have incorporated more angles and flow, it would be incredible. Porn like this should not only be considered as art, but it should be spread to porn lovers everywhere. To send a message of love. This movie helps stamp out those ridiculous, objectifying, (although I admit, extremely entertaining) unrealistic pornographies. So please, everyone, enjoy this erotic, raunchy, passionate film.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Lil' Brunette in and out of a lil' red dress

A cute lil' hipster brunette who knows what she wants. Movie is good quality, and for the most part a good porno scene. When you enjoy this 15 minute long clip you will be very pleased for the most part. Do not let the cheesy music at the beginning turn you off. This fine lady is very very fine. She's got a nice body and I do like her tattoo, I hope you do. Some of the angles could be shot better, but then again in almost every movie I make that comment. So break yourself off for a load and watch this petite brunette get busy...this porn dude has the most ridiculous haircut...

Pop My Rock!


Wow, this girl does have a great idea...A very funny, sexualized pop rocks add. Pop your Rocks here

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

An Erotic Peice


A homemade erotic peice, that shows just how great slow falacio can be. This film really brings together aspects of passion, art, eroticism, and pornography. This home moive succseeds in combining all of these factors mainly by the way the woman represents control through her passion. One can see that this is a special act of maybe not love, but lust by this woman. It is not only empowering but is an alternative to the more objectifying versions of porn we see in the mainstream today. The angles of the shots, and the editing, help excentuate the detail, emotion, passion, and enjoyment from both parties. I can definately say that one can look at this film and call it art. One can look at this film and call it porn. It is up to the viewer and the context that it is viewed in. Personally, art and porn should not be considered a seperate field. Just like film and photography is a form of art, porn should be a form of art. Movies like this will help bridge the gap. Porn is an art because it is an interactive medium that enables people to be taken on their own personal adventure. Very much like you would look at a painting and extract meaning from it, porn allows us to extract meaning in a sexual way from the piece. It enables us to be allowed to express ourselves sexually in anyway we like. Porn is a gateway to sexual creativism just as conventional and traditional art is a gateway to "more acceptable" forms of creation. So when you view all porn weather it be raunchy, offensive, erotic, sensitive, gross, ect. Take it in with an open mind, and remind yourself that viewing pornography in ANY kind of way contributes to the value of the art form.

Take a Bath with Bailey

Well this girl gets a little curious as to what will happen if she takes a bath with an alternative to water.

JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB!

Come take a ride on the J-PLANE yo! Good angles in this one with a nice lil' cutie with a great bod. Don't worry, ain't no snakes on this plane, that'll bite yo dick off or eat the titty of your girl. No No, this porn may be a lil' cheesy but its nice and I like.

The Giving Goths-"They're Grrrreat!"

We have some cute little goth girl gettin down right here. Purely for your arousal. These Goth girls are very cute and know how to get it done. Today there are two choices on the menu: Submissive or Controlling. Take your pick! The first lovely vixen is submissive and will heed to all of your commands. The second film, Liz Vicious, knows how to take control and make a man feel good. Enjoy yos.

SUBMISSIVE:


CONTROLLING:

Thursday, May 24, 2007

WARNING, NOT-PORN BELOW

These three animated shorts from France are not porn at all, though they might not be completely safe for work {nsfw for you dorks out there} either. The following videos are French public service announcements for AIDS awareness. Scary and real and serious they're not, but they make me miss The Sims just a little bit.

The point of view order goes Straight, Straight, Gay:









I know, I know, not porn. What can I say, I'm a sucker MC.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Back Seats DOES go down...

This back seat brunette knows how to throw it down! Im sayin this girl is cute, REAL, and loves the act of sexual intercourse. Yes she does. Well The porn that is displayed here is not amateur even though it has a nice amateur feel to it. Did I spell amateur right? Yes you can call this art, yes you can call this porn. She is a woman that is taking a ride to a destination, so she thinks, 'why not take my ride to the next level?' A woman in power who knows what she wants and when she wants it...ON THE ROAD! Click on the pic to get up yo dick! Download the file and you'll have a smile!

Sunday, May 20, 2007

American Sex Gladiators


This is a real show in some Asian country. This would be awesome to have here. I would love to be one of the male contestants on the show. You gots to check this out.
- J-Train

Happy Birthday Brod Rod!!!


It was BROD ROD'S BIRTHDAY this weekend on 5/18. Better show him love by downloading this awesome Teagan Presley scene, 24 minutes long baby. This is a great scene she is so hot and it is POV, and not a shitty POV either. Great quality, the only bad part is the interjections from the POV male, but its nothing you wouldn't say. Duuude I am sorry I did not post in time for your birthday. Anyways you are a big boy now and you prolly have been since the third grade. I love you man. Please download this post and enjoy it. Its good.

Teagan Presley's Brod Rod Birthday Movie!

Brod Rod #3


Brod Rod this one is for you, I know you will be able to relate soooooo well. You are definately in for a BIG surprise.

Petite Blonde Erotic Action #2

Exce[t this time not cheesy erotic crap. Gets to the point, very cute girl, and a long movie for your enhoyment. 16 minutes.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Petite Blonde Erotic Action

This film start out pretty cheesy, almost HBO late night soft core cheesy. Do not be turned off, this little hottie, Fiona really will get you goin. The music turns out to be kind of annoying but you can deal, her hot petitness overides any annoying music. No talking from the guy, which is great. Enjoy:

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Taylor Rain Series Collage

This is a Taylor Rain work of digital art. A true Taylor Rain sensual experience. Try playing all the movies simultaneously, or in order pressing play a couple seconds after the one before it starts. It gives a nice effect. Taylor Rain is hot.

Mikididos' post #2

Hey you lanky German. Here's one for you. I wanna see some translation up in this biatch.............
Well this movie is not the tightest but its German so I thought it represents you as a person. You know? Gotta have love for the Father Land. The movie is better prolly after around the 7 minute mark. Homemade movie, we can tell the girl is into it. She's a real girl who' got some cake, kinda thick. If it floats your boat it floats mine. Enjoy my friends:

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Sexy Lexi

School girl Lexi says she's a virgin. Its a nice thought. See this hot blonde that everybody wanted in high school get to work on some toys:

Taylor Rain

Taylor Rain 4 minute clip. Kinda bad quality but she's still hot.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Fuckmyjeans.com "Alejandra"

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

POV Bathroom fun

Oh damn, I was apprehensive at first about this, but it feels real, and hot baby. The Point of view is a nice reality. You really feel a connection witht the girl which gives it a nice sense of arousal.





Here is a 22 minute scene of Presley Maddox in MAYHEM Bait 5. In this scene Presley is learning how to drive and gets in an argument with her teacher, they go home the teacher dude says some stupid shit that makes me laugh really hard. Presley seems kinda stupid but shes pretty cute, the porno is nothing special, but it holds its own in the few funny lines and that Presley can twerk it and work it. Enjoy!

Presley Maddox 22 min

Heather Brooke-Cowgirl


Here is a link where you can download the Heather Brooke Cowgirl short film. A very sentimental piece for me being one of my first shorts ever acquired. I assure you this link is totally safe, I uploaded the movie myself. I am thinking you might wanna dowload VLC media player as well here is the link for that:VLC Player This player will play almost any type of video file, it really comes in handy, when you are tryin to give yourself a handy.
Anyways, this is tight, a lil' short but a very nice piece, enjoy:

Heather Brooke Cowgirl

Brod Rod #2

This is for you my russian friend, Pour Borscht all over my titties!!!! Please tell me what they are sayin:

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Jenna Haze series

Sorry the clips are so short, but its pretty good....I am a sucker for miss Jenna.







Monday, May 7, 2007

The Brod Rod

The Brod Rod steps up to the plate to hose down his competition. Let it be sung out through all the valleys and canyons of the world that the Brod has a Rod. Oh yes:



A film experience like this always will recieve mixed messages. Speaking from the heart, all assholeness aside, this really provides some good entertainment. I human being maybe being defiled here, but she can always wash off.

Mikididos' post#1

Okay errbody this short film was made by the hands of the creator for our dear dear freind Mikididos. If you know you know Miki than you will for sure know why. I know you love babys with glasses you German, GEIIL!

Welcome to the Machine-Jenna Haze

I know y'all loooove Jenna Haze, I know I do....Got y'all in here (my heart):





Tell me what you guys think of machine porn I'd love to hear the feedback of my comrades.

This one is for part of Upper Managment

Miko Lee Sucks it and Fucks it:

Jenna Haze-Early Daze

Yo check it my peoples, this is Jenna Haze (or not Jenna Haze for you unbelievers), but anyway it a video of a girl gettin rammed I have only seen it once...so feel free to give me feedback on it. I will be posting my own review later today.



First Deep-Heather Brooke

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