J-Train Productions

Hello everyone and welcome to the phenomona that is J-Train Productions. Imagine fulfilling all of your erotic, raunchy, crude, and horny needs at one place. Well here it is at www.j-trainproductions.blogspot.com. At J-Train Productions we go above and beyond porn. We will not only bring you loads of hassle-free porn, we will provide you with critiques, and social commentary on all aspects of anything crude and lewd, and raunchy and ridiculous from the J-Train himself ("Take the J-Train for a ride!"). Continue with an open mind, or open whatever....And now presenting Ray Rude (Rmr) as another social commentator, blog poster, and porn connoiseur helping us bridge the gap between pornography and art. (prepare to be offended.)

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

An Erotic Peice


A homemade erotic peice, that shows just how great slow falacio can be. This film really brings together aspects of passion, art, eroticism, and pornography. This home moive succseeds in combining all of these factors mainly by the way the woman represents control through her passion. One can see that this is a special act of maybe not love, but lust by this woman. It is not only empowering but is an alternative to the more objectifying versions of porn we see in the mainstream today. The angles of the shots, and the editing, help excentuate the detail, emotion, passion, and enjoyment from both parties. I can definately say that one can look at this film and call it art. One can look at this film and call it porn. It is up to the viewer and the context that it is viewed in. Personally, art and porn should not be considered a seperate field. Just like film and photography is a form of art, porn should be a form of art. Movies like this will help bridge the gap. Porn is an art because it is an interactive medium that enables people to be taken on their own personal adventure. Very much like you would look at a painting and extract meaning from it, porn allows us to extract meaning in a sexual way from the piece. It enables us to be allowed to express ourselves sexually in anyway we like. Porn is a gateway to sexual creativism just as conventional and traditional art is a gateway to "more acceptable" forms of creation. So when you view all porn weather it be raunchy, offensive, erotic, sensitive, gross, ect. Take it in with an open mind, and remind yourself that viewing pornography in ANY kind of way contributes to the value of the art form.

Take a Bath with Bailey

Well this girl gets a little curious as to what will happen if she takes a bath with an alternative to water.

JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB!

Come take a ride on the J-PLANE yo! Good angles in this one with a nice lil' cutie with a great bod. Don't worry, ain't no snakes on this plane, that'll bite yo dick off or eat the titty of your girl. No No, this porn may be a lil' cheesy but its nice and I like.

The Giving Goths-"They're Grrrreat!"

We have some cute little goth girl gettin down right here. Purely for your arousal. These Goth girls are very cute and know how to get it done. Today there are two choices on the menu: Submissive or Controlling. Take your pick! The first lovely vixen is submissive and will heed to all of your commands. The second film, Liz Vicious, knows how to take control and make a man feel good. Enjoy yos.

SUBMISSIVE:


CONTROLLING:

Thursday, May 24, 2007

WARNING, NOT-PORN BELOW

These three animated shorts from France are not porn at all, though they might not be completely safe for work {nsfw for you dorks out there} either. The following videos are French public service announcements for AIDS awareness. Scary and real and serious they're not, but they make me miss The Sims just a little bit.

The point of view order goes Straight, Straight, Gay:









I know, I know, not porn. What can I say, I'm a sucker MC.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Back Seats DOES go down...

This back seat brunette knows how to throw it down! Im sayin this girl is cute, REAL, and loves the act of sexual intercourse. Yes she does. Well The porn that is displayed here is not amateur even though it has a nice amateur feel to it. Did I spell amateur right? Yes you can call this art, yes you can call this porn. She is a woman that is taking a ride to a destination, so she thinks, 'why not take my ride to the next level?' A woman in power who knows what she wants and when she wants it...ON THE ROAD! Click on the pic to get up yo dick! Download the file and you'll have a smile!

Sunday, May 20, 2007

American Sex Gladiators


This is a real show in some Asian country. This would be awesome to have here. I would love to be one of the male contestants on the show. You gots to check this out.
- J-Train

Happy Birthday Brod Rod!!!


It was BROD ROD'S BIRTHDAY this weekend on 5/18. Better show him love by downloading this awesome Teagan Presley scene, 24 minutes long baby. This is a great scene she is so hot and it is POV, and not a shitty POV either. Great quality, the only bad part is the interjections from the POV male, but its nothing you wouldn't say. Duuude I am sorry I did not post in time for your birthday. Anyways you are a big boy now and you prolly have been since the third grade. I love you man. Please download this post and enjoy it. Its good.

Teagan Presley's Brod Rod Birthday Movie!

Brod Rod #3


Brod Rod this one is for you, I know you will be able to relate soooooo well. You are definately in for a BIG surprise.

Petite Blonde Erotic Action #2

Exce[t this time not cheesy erotic crap. Gets to the point, very cute girl, and a long movie for your enhoyment. 16 minutes.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Petite Blonde Erotic Action

This film start out pretty cheesy, almost HBO late night soft core cheesy. Do not be turned off, this little hottie, Fiona really will get you goin. The music turns out to be kind of annoying but you can deal, her hot petitness overides any annoying music. No talking from the guy, which is great. Enjoy:

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Taylor Rain Series Collage

This is a Taylor Rain work of digital art. A true Taylor Rain sensual experience. Try playing all the movies simultaneously, or in order pressing play a couple seconds after the one before it starts. It gives a nice effect. Taylor Rain is hot.

Mikididos' post #2

Hey you lanky German. Here's one for you. I wanna see some translation up in this biatch.............
Well this movie is not the tightest but its German so I thought it represents you as a person. You know? Gotta have love for the Father Land. The movie is better prolly after around the 7 minute mark. Homemade movie, we can tell the girl is into it. She's a real girl who' got some cake, kinda thick. If it floats your boat it floats mine. Enjoy my friends:

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Sexy Lexi

School girl Lexi says she's a virgin. Its a nice thought. See this hot blonde that everybody wanted in high school get to work on some toys:

Taylor Rain

Taylor Rain 4 minute clip. Kinda bad quality but she's still hot.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Fuckmyjeans.com "Alejandra"

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

POV Bathroom fun

Oh damn, I was apprehensive at first about this, but it feels real, and hot baby. The Point of view is a nice reality. You really feel a connection witht the girl which gives it a nice sense of arousal.





Here is a 22 minute scene of Presley Maddox in MAYHEM Bait 5. In this scene Presley is learning how to drive and gets in an argument with her teacher, they go home the teacher dude says some stupid shit that makes me laugh really hard. Presley seems kinda stupid but shes pretty cute, the porno is nothing special, but it holds its own in the few funny lines and that Presley can twerk it and work it. Enjoy!

Presley Maddox 22 min

Heather Brooke-Cowgirl


Here is a link where you can download the Heather Brooke Cowgirl short film. A very sentimental piece for me being one of my first shorts ever acquired. I assure you this link is totally safe, I uploaded the movie myself. I am thinking you might wanna dowload VLC media player as well here is the link for that:VLC Player This player will play almost any type of video file, it really comes in handy, when you are tryin to give yourself a handy.
Anyways, this is tight, a lil' short but a very nice piece, enjoy:

Heather Brooke Cowgirl

Brod Rod #2

This is for you my russian friend, Pour Borscht all over my titties!!!! Please tell me what they are sayin:

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Jenna Haze series

Sorry the clips are so short, but its pretty good....I am a sucker for miss Jenna.







Monday, May 7, 2007

The Brod Rod

The Brod Rod steps up to the plate to hose down his competition. Let it be sung out through all the valleys and canyons of the world that the Brod has a Rod. Oh yes:



A film experience like this always will recieve mixed messages. Speaking from the heart, all assholeness aside, this really provides some good entertainment. I human being maybe being defiled here, but she can always wash off.

Mikididos' post#1

Okay errbody this short film was made by the hands of the creator for our dear dear freind Mikididos. If you know you know Miki than you will for sure know why. I know you love babys with glasses you German, GEIIL!

Welcome to the Machine-Jenna Haze

I know y'all loooove Jenna Haze, I know I do....Got y'all in here (my heart):





Tell me what you guys think of machine porn I'd love to hear the feedback of my comrades.

This one is for part of Upper Managment

Miko Lee Sucks it and Fucks it:

Jenna Haze-Early Daze

Yo check it my peoples, this is Jenna Haze (or not Jenna Haze for you unbelievers), but anyway it a video of a girl gettin rammed I have only seen it once...so feel free to give me feedback on it. I will be posting my own review later today.



First Deep-Heather Brooke

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