J-Train Productions

Hello everyone and welcome to the phenomona that is J-Train Productions. Imagine fulfilling all of your erotic, raunchy, crude, and horny needs at one place. Well here it is at www.j-trainproductions.blogspot.com. At J-Train Productions we go above and beyond porn. We will not only bring you loads of hassle-free porn, we will provide you with critiques, and social commentary on all aspects of anything crude and lewd, and raunchy and ridiculous from the J-Train himself ("Take the J-Train for a ride!"). Continue with an open mind, or open whatever....And now presenting Ray Rude (Rmr) as another social commentator, blog poster, and porn connoiseur helping us bridge the gap between pornography and art. (prepare to be offended.)

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Two Twins and A Camera Woman

Wow, actually a chic camera operator, how rare. And she's actually hella good. Maybe a lil bit of excess "informational" interviewing but she doesn't annoy me one bit. Adds to the experience if you will. These twins are pretty hot, petite, and blonde. Wow, what a lucky guy. A classic fantasy that will never die, enjoy:

Mikididos #3

Real, Amateur Porn. This is pretty good for an amateur video. On a different note... I've been watching many of these kind of porn clips where the dude camera ma talks so much. He's hella a douce bag and he's hella annoying. It actually really gets on my nerves. Some of them have good shots and the girl turns me on, but they just begin to seem more and more similar and boring as I watch more of them. This film is good because there is no bro trying to dictate how this girl get fucked. If the dude who's fucking the girl talks cause it more personal and is easier to imagine as a first person experience. But a camera man saying stupid shit ruins the experience. (At least for me). Enjoy this video tho.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

"A mi me gusta tambien"

Yo babies, this is it. I got a film you all will love. These angles are great. This girl is great. "She got cake" "Her daddy a baker" she is so fine and she speaks spanish! Kinda funny too. Let this real, hot, busty, Latina take you for a ride J-Train style. Sit back relax and enjoy this film.....DDC, I know you will love this.



Why do you go to the gym?

A nice short film, with a guy in a lucky situation. Really this porno isn't so bad even for such a played out idea. The entire movie probably sucks, but this part is okay. Just to let you know though, my future filming of a gym scene will be nothing like this...Way better...Just wait. Enjoy this for now though J-Train watchers:

Paris in the BIG HOUSE

So we all know how Paris Hilton got canned recently...Pretty exciting story...


Pretty funny rendition of how Paris Hilton might be given the big stick in jail. Note: Dude in the movie was the crying, pussy dude who fucked Jessie Jane while he was chained up in Pirates.

J-Train is back(ing her up against a window)!

Yo errbody, sorry for the hiatus, I'm back now and I'm bout to be posting like crazy. This one is a fine young redhead with a bangin body. Its got some good angles, but all in all, its too short. I wish it were longer. Anyways enjoy...

Thursday, June 7, 2007

An Aspiring Actress



An aspiring atress in distress is duped into porn. These really annoying and awful guy "tricks" (although the whole thing is an act) this wannabe actress into doing porn in the backseat of their van. The guy's voice is extremely annoying and stupid in this movie. In fact if there was no voice and no stupid fake scenario maybe this porn would not be as objectifying toward women. Although when watching this movie for entertainment value, he's kinda funny. Despite all of this, the girl is BANGIN! Hella fine! She's a petite, innocent looking blond, the type that is typically very popular in high school. Anyways download this 20-30 minute long clip and you will be satisfied. Just zone out the guys voice, and if you enjoy the guys voice...more power to ya. Just click on the pic.

Hot Real Scene-Everybody will like this

An incredible scene. The viewer can really tell the pleasure that the couple are feeling from this scene. Although this scene may appear a little cheesy to the bros, it is amazingly hot. A real couple having passionate sex, shot in black and white. This is the kind of stuff that should be considered art today! At first I thought this scene was going to be very mushy and not a porno type scene. Well I hsve to tell you that even though this scene is extremely erotic and passionate, it retains the raunchy edge of porn. This is it. If this film could have incorporated more angles and flow, it would be incredible. Porn like this should not only be considered as art, but it should be spread to porn lovers everywhere. To send a message of love. This movie helps stamp out those ridiculous, objectifying, (although I admit, extremely entertaining) unrealistic pornographies. So please, everyone, enjoy this erotic, raunchy, passionate film.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Lil' Brunette in and out of a lil' red dress

A cute lil' hipster brunette who knows what she wants. Movie is good quality, and for the most part a good porno scene. When you enjoy this 15 minute long clip you will be very pleased for the most part. Do not let the cheesy music at the beginning turn you off. This fine lady is very very fine. She's got a nice body and I do like her tattoo, I hope you do. Some of the angles could be shot better, but then again in almost every movie I make that comment. So break yourself off for a load and watch this petite brunette get busy...this porn dude has the most ridiculous haircut...

Pop My Rock!


Wow, this girl does have a great idea...A very funny, sexualized pop rocks add. Pop your Rocks here