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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Burning the candle at both ends-Jesse Jane and Janine


The infamous candle scene from Pirates. I swear the first time i saw this scene, my jaw dropped. So original, shocking, and creative. More commentary to come for this post. Click Here to see THE CANDLE SCENE

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

to be honest, I skipped this scene in the movie when I watched it. I don't really see the lust when it comes to two women. It doesn't do much for me. It reminds me of a good joke though. A stand up comedian once said that, in front of a texan audience, whether or not they knew it, every man is a little bit gay. Well, after the show, a man came up to him with a nascar shirt and handle bar mustache and simply said "I loved the show, but I sir, am not a gay." the comedian said, "let me ask you this, when you watch a porno, would you rather see a three and a half inch penis all rubbery inside of Jenna Jamison, or a nine inch rock hard cock of power, just jammin away at her guts." the red-neck quickly replyed "well no shit, I wanna see the nine inch cock just hammerin away...."

anyway, I guess it was a cool scene, but really it felt like it was just another staged moment. Like the girl taking the candles was really just thinking the whole time how bad it would feel to have just a plash of hot candle wax on her labia majora.

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?